BP peaked as a basketball player in the eighth grade when he was a starter on the best rec league team ever assembled in Worcester County. En route to a crushing victory in the championship game, he completed an unprecedented trifecta - banking in a three pointer, committing a flagrant foul, and wearing a bowl cut.
Eight years later he and three of his teammates from those glory days started I*Heart*Celtics, and they have been making wiseass comments all over the interweb since.
Considered by many to be the least rational member of the crew, his specialties include: NBA crime; hating David Stern and Isiah Thomas with the fury of a thousand suns; and Brian Scalabrine fat jokes. He now resides in Washington, DC, where he spends most of his time trying not to get shot by Lonny Baxter.
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